Tongues were wagging at 7th and Montana this morning on news that Joe the Plumber has a new assistant ... only this Plumber's Helper is Beautiful, Blonde and hangs out at Our Favorite Starbucks. The Woman-in-Question, pictured above, caused a commotion when she bent over to reveal a Gaping Butt Crack for all the world to see. "There you go," said Neighbor Richard as I zoomed-in for a close-up, "She'd make Joe the Plumber proud!" As for the woman, she seemed oblivious to the commotion around her. I guess she's never heard the expression, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back ...!"
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Now thats crack i can get addicted too!
Ahhh... the perils of going commando! LOL
be well...
I have got to stop skimming. I swear it said 'Smoke some Crack at 7th and Montana'. I was thinking 'what the heck is Marty doing?!' LMAO Maybe I'm the one smoking crack...hahahaha
Haha...as soon as I saw the picture, I thought "Someone call Joe the Plumber!" He's got to be the most famous unimportant person in recent history!
Looks like this young lady is following in his footsteps.
Ewww Marty, you started thsi off with tongues were wagging. Tongues and butt cracks in the same sentance don't go well mate ;-)
Gaz
Marty, marty marty...
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