Spots were in season this morning at 7th and Montana as a Would-Be Fashionista made the scene, sporting what can only be described as a Polka-Dot Hairdo. Indeed, his head was so covered in Bleached Blonde Spots that it was hard to tell whether he was a Dalmation Mutation or the Tragic Victim of some Hair-Raising Experiment. "I love my Hair," he said loudly as he walked into Starbucks. To each their own, I always say, but this guy must be Completely Dotty ...!
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Why people have to "call attention" to themselves...if the visual of the spots wasn't enough...to voice that he LIKED his hair...well, who is he trying to convince? Himself or his audience!!
xoxo ~Myra
I wouldn't be suprised if you connected the dots that that it would be a pictograph of the emblem of the Spots on Head Society or SOHS.
Just call him patches
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