Tuesday, October 14, 2008
A BANDIT AND HIS UNDERPANTS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Heads were turning at 7th and Montana this morning as the Notorious One-Eyed Bandit -- known for his Uncanny Resemblance to Popeye -- made the scene wearing a pair of White Underpants on his head. "You've got to hand it to him," I said of the Bandit as he made his way across 7th Street to Drugtown, "The man has Style!" The Underpants-on-the-Head look was first popularized by Captain Underpants, a Local Contortionist who regularly stands on his head in front of Our Favorite Starbucks wearing a pair of Blue Boxers. As for the Bandit, it's unclear why he would make a similar Fashion Statement at Drugtown. Perhaps he's suffering from Diarrhea of the Mouth ...!