Saturday, February 4, 2006

I DEMAND A RECOUNT ...!

In local news today, Santa Monica resident Richard Stone remains missing amidst reports of an upset in local politics.  Last seen on Tuesday, the popular reform candidate vowed to create a new level of transparency in local election procedures.  Inside sources at 7th and Montana, however, fear that enemy forces may have co-opted this week's election results and made Richard, himself, transparent.

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