QUESTION OF THE DAY ...

Here's a hypothetical question:  Say you have a Lebanese passport (which you've lost) and a Green Card (which you've found).  You're desperate to get to Canada as quickly as possible.  Do you:  A). Take a big risk and show up at the Canadian Border with only your Green Card?;  B). Yell and scream at "the authorities"?;  C). Decide you have other fish to fry?  Despite much discussion on this very topic today at Starbucks, all I can say is, stay tuned ...