WISH FULFILLMENT, D.C. STYLE ...

"We vow to fulfill your every wish."  That's the motto that appears on posters in the lobby of the Wyndham Hotel in Washington, D.C.  Anyway, when I checked-in last night, the computer systems were down, resulting in a 30-minute wait for my room and a big surprise once I got upstairs: A half-naked woman was lounging on my bed.  I tried explaining, "We vow to fulfill your every wish" but she just screamed and called the hotel manager, who promptly gave me another room!