Monday, March 6, 2006


"We vow to fulfill your every wish."  That's the motto that appears on posters in the lobby of the Wyndham Hotel in Washington, D.C.  Anyway, when I checked-in last night, the computer systems were down, resulting in a 30-minute wait for my room and a big surprise once I got upstairs: A half-naked woman was lounging on my bed.  I tried explaining, "We vow to fulfill your every wish" but she just screamed and called the hotel manager, who promptly gave me another room!

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