MEMO TO NASA: MAYBE YOU'RE GIVING THEM TOO MUCH TANG?

They say "in space, no one can hear you scream."  Maybe that explains why NASA was unaware that Astronaut Lisa Nowak is a Space Cadet in more ways than one.  In any case, the general consensus at 7th and Montana is that Nowak -- who this week donned a wig, sunglasses and a diaper to attack her would be romantic rival -- has either had too little Oxygen or too much Tang!