Thursday, February 22, 2007

WHERE'S THE NEWS ...?!?

Local news hound Dennis hid behind his newspaper this morning, which he called "the last remaining refuge of real news now that Anna Nicole's death and Britney Spears' scalp are dominating the airwaves."  Today's top news -- Kovar has updated his website with new photos at kovar.net and Greg and Natalie are gearing-up for more house-hunting tomorrow -- makes Britney's scalp sound interesting!

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