A third candidate (pictured below), listened intently during what appeared to be an orientation session. I assume the discussion went something like this: "Welcome to the exciting world of 7th and Montana. Now that you've signed on the dotted line, there are a few things you should know: (1) Always smile at the Jittery Nutcase, especially when he's waving a cup of Hot Chocolate in your direction; (2) Don't take your eyes off the Newspaper Display, not even for a minute; (3) Be nice to the Superheros, you never know when you'll need friends in high places; (4) Don't believe the Bulgarian Vulgarian ... she is not in charge around here; (5) The Fishing Pole in the back room belongs to the Gorton's of Gloucester Fisherman, you'll know what to do with it when the time comes; (6) Don't laugh at the Bicyclists, they spend a lot of time and energy squeezing into their Lycra Suits; (7) Watch out for the Blogger; (8) Don't feed the Psychopaths; (9) Humor Our Favorite City Councilman ... tell him you live to sell RED cards; (10) The Apple Fritters are for emergency use only."
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I'd apply but I don't think they'd appreciate me drinking all their profits.
Maybe you can publish a User's Manual for 7th and Montana!
I chuckled at #7!
Hugs, Beth
And be nice to Marty If you don't want to be on the wall of plenty! lmao!
Well Marty, I tell ya!...That's quite a list of do's and don't. But if they can handle the list the rest is a piece of fritter!
Should 7th be first :o)
It's good that 7th and Montana is doing what it can for the economy, even if they do insist that you smile.
You tell 'em Marty, we know you are the real brains behind this outfit.
dear Marty,
hmmmm...
you have an interesting cast of characters pulling for you!
That goes a long way now a days!
I hope you will come visit my blog at Lurkynat and make comments!
Meanwhile I will ask people to visit you!
natalie
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