Tuesday, February 10, 2009
TO CATCH A THIEF ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Extra, Extra ... Read All About It: The Notorious Neighborhood Newspaper Thief -- known for stealing copies of The Los Angeles Times from Our Favorite Starbucks -- has been foiled again ... and this time I had nothing to do with it! In what insiders are calling a "shrewd redecorating maneuver," Manager Extraordinaire Gabe has moved the newspaper display away from the doorway to a new and more strategic position, right near the Cash Register and just a stone's throw away from the Apple Fritters. If that doesn't keep the Newspaper Thief away, nothing will ...!