Tuesday, February 10, 2009

TO CATCH A THIEF ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

Extra, Extra ... Read All About It: The Notorious Neighborhood Newspaper Thief -- known for stealing copies of The Los Angeles Times from Our Favorite Starbucks -- has been foiled again ... and this time I had nothing to do with it! In what insiders are calling a "shrewd redecorating maneuver," Manager Extraordinaire Gabe has moved the newspaper display away from the doorway to a new and more strategic position, right near the Cash Register and just a stone's throw away from the Apple Fritters. If that doesn't keep the Newspaper Thief away, nothing will ...!

8 comments:

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

A strategical locational :o)

emikk said...

He very well may become a fritter-thief now. I would keep up a tight vigil still....I know..., put a fishing hook in a decoy fritter and maybe you'll hook him, or possibly hook the Gloucestor chowder guy or whatever.

Beth said...

The Notorious Newspaper Thief says, "Curses! Foiled again!"

B.

Lynne said...

I have a feeling he will boldly go where no one else wants to go..in order to get the newspapers, apple fritter zone!

garnett109 said...

Now he has to pay for his parkbench blankets.

Myra said...

Too bad he doesn't steal the fritters!!

Traci said...

Someone got smart. finally!

Indigo said...

Smart move! (Hugs)Indigo