Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Mr. Burpee," a top-seeded belcher who announced his presence at 7th and Montana this morning with what just might be the world's loudest burp. He somehow slipped it in the middle of a sentence that went something like this: "Oh, I don't know, we'll figure something out ... BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP ... then, again, maybe we won't." Birds stopped chirping; Dogs stopped barking; Everyone looked in his direction. But Mr. Burpee just went right on talking as if nothing happened. "I guess it could have been worse," said one onlooker, "It could have come out the other end ...!"