The Guru -- a local expert known for knowing everything -- was full of surprises this morning at 7 th and Montana. It turns out that he’s much more politically savvy then I gave him credit for. He used his cell phone to call a man who sounded like an advisor of some sort, turned on his speakerphone and said, “Trust me, I have a plan. There’s not enough time in the world for me to explain it to you, but I have a plan!” I must say, I was impressed. “You belong in the White House!,” I said. Of course, I really meant a certain facility in a faraway land where men in white suits escort you to basket-weaving classes and the walls have more padding than the beds, but who needs details ...?