Monday, October 1, 2012
RUG RAT ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Just when I thought I'd seen it all, a Fashion Victim made the scene at 7th and Montana this weekend wearing a get-up that left the neighborhood -- well -- floored. Meet the "Rug Rat," an attractive young woman who proved once and for all that furry shag carpet samples don't make attractive ponchos. Not since Tommy Toupee went two-tone has so much rug been used to so little effect. And it gets worse: I think it was real fur, despite the 80-degree temperatures. I felt like saying, "Excuse me, I have Conan the Barbarian on line one. He wants his shirt back." But you know what they say, "Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned ...!"