Monday, October 15, 2012
CHAIR HOG ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Sooie, a larger-than-life local 'Diva' who decided yesterday that her feet deserve a chair more than anyone else at Our Favorite Starbucks. Despite the fact that it was 'standing room only,' Sooie refused to let any of the various customers who were looking for seats -- including Neighbor Larry -- have the chair. It was clear that she wasn't saving it for anyone, and she didn't seem to have any other reason, like a medical condition, requiring an extra chair. She just liked having a foot rest. I felt like shouting, "Move your ham hocks, you sow!," but others were already making the point for me. It's been my experience that people like this never learn basic manners. Obviously, no one ever taught her to chair and chair, alike ...!