Friday, May 11, 2007


Police have been swarming around my office near Sunset Strip this week, pulling drivers over at a dizzying pace.  At first I thought perhaps they found a suspect in the Mysterious Urine Incident of 2006, but new evidence suggests they might be on the prowl for Paris Hilton.  Believe it or not, Paris was spotted here shortly before her sentencing and her "friend" Lyndsay Lohan lives across the street.

1 comment:

gazker said...

I pity you for have those two trash bags so close to where you live.