An Anonymous Chair Thief made the scene at 7th and Montana today, intent on "stealing" some Prime Real Estate in front of Our Favorite Starbucks. Brazen beyond belief, she walked right up to an occupied table, grabbed one of the chairs and dragged it away, leaving a Dumbfounded Gentleman in her wake. "Wait, that's my wife's chair!," he yelled to no avail as the Chair Thief made herself comfortable at a table nearby. Stealing chairs is a Capital Offense at 7th and Montana, especially on a crowded Sunday Morning. That's why -- at the risk of sounding like the Judge, Jury and Executioner -- I think we should give this woman the Chair ...!