Tuesday, April 29, 2008

NUTCASE, AHOY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

                             

A Jittery Nutcase made the scene this morning at Our Favorite Starbucks, intent on scaring-up a cup of coffee and scaring away the customers.  "Hey, man," he said to me, "Buy me a cup of coffee, wouldya?"  "No, thank you," I replied, retreating into my newspaper like a turtle in a shell.  The next thing I knew, he went into "Nutcase Overdrive," running into the Parking Lot and threatening a Serious Athlete who was wearing a "Boxing Hall of Fame" T-Shirt.  "I don't care if you have a mustache," yelled the Nutcase, inexplicably, "I'll do what I damned well please."  For the record, the Athlete -- a man named "Castle" who doesn't have a mustache -- simply nudged the Nutcase aside and shrugged the incident off.  "That was nothing," said Castle, "Last week he called me a Little Old Lady ...!"

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I swear you make this stuff up!  LOL
Traci

Anonymous said...

I'll send a few more your way

Anonymous said...

Well, strangeness has abounded at 7th and M in my absence!  LOL  You really get quite the crew of nutsos over there!  Enjoy your coffee!  Hazel NUT or do you have a enough nuts!  LOL

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

Anonymous said...

your a definate loon magnet.Beckie x

Anonymous said...

Good thing you didn't buy him a coffee. He doesn't need the caffeine. --Cin

Anonymous said...

Oh my...too funny!  Marty, have you ever thought about being a comedian!?  Some of the stuff you come up with...I am sitting here, literally, LMAO...
xoxo ~Myra