A funny thing happened yesterday at the Starbucks on Hollywood Blvd. There I was, minding my own business, when I ran into everyone's favorite celebrity jailbird, Nicolas Cage. For those who haven't heard, a boozed-up Cage was arrested on Saturday in New Orleans on charges of domestic abuse, disturbing the peace and public drunkenness. He's out on $11,000 bail, posted by none other than Reality Star Duane "Dog the Bounty Hunter" Chapman. "Nicolas, Nicolas, Nicolas," I cried, pointing a finger in his direction, "It's time you grew up!" But I might as well have been talking to a wax dummy. He wasn't listening to a word I said. Something tells me there's another Cage in his future ...!