The crowd at 7th and Montana was abuzz this morning as an Anonymous Loon threw a rock through one of the plate glass windows at Our Favorite Starbucks, smashing a hole right through it. The incident must have happened early this morning, but by 10:00 a.m. a glass crew was already removing the window and covering the gap with plywood. You would have thought I was responsible based on the reception I got when I arrived. "Where have you been?," asking Genevieve, "We've been texting you!" Granted, I was a day late and a fritter short, but I flew into action, interviewing potential suspects and trying to establish their alibis. "OK, you got me," joked Screenwriter Nat, "It was payback for their mochaccino!" Rumor has it police have a suspect -- one of the Local Loons who used to be a regular -- but something tells me their case is far from rock solid ...!