Sunday, May 13, 2012


Shock waves rippled across 7th and Montana this morning as Local Actress "Eva Fangoria" -- best known for her body of work playing a body in various horror films -- took on a new role, that of Flower Girl.  When she thought no one was looking, she tiptoed through the flower bed in front of Our Favorite Starbucks and picked whatever struck her fancy.  She might have gone unnoticed, too, were it not for the fact that as she bent down to pick the flowers, she let out a foghorn of a fart.  Undaunted, she brought her fragrant bouquet inside and shared it with a friend for Mother's Day ...!

1 comment:

Ken Riches said...

At least there were blossom scents to cover the other scent.