Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana yesterday as an Anonymous Matron made the scene with a sword resembling Excalibur hitched to her belt. But that wasn’t the strange thing. She brought her coffee with her – from Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf no less – and apparently only ran into Starbucks to buy some pastry. Even her dog, which yapped incessantly, knew something was wrong. “Who in their right mind comes here just for the pastry?!?,” I asked. And then it became clear. “Aha,” I said, “She must be planning to embed the sword in the pastry … sort of like Camelot with a twist!” The only problem is, not even King Arthur could handle that Sword in the Scone …!