Sunday, June 3, 2012
RATED X ... NEAR 7TH AND MONTANA!
It was a Rated X afternoon yesterday at Palisades Park: 'X for eXciting'; 'X for eXtra skin' and 'X for eXcuse me, Xavier, something's not quite right' as an anonymous eXhibitionist ripped off her shirt and eXposed oncoming traffic to a brief but eXtensive view of her breasts. She quickly dropped to the ground for cover, intent on getting some sun on her back, but an eXpectant crowd gathered nearby, waiting for her to roll over. As for me, I'd seen enough. I know when to make an eXit ...!