Thursday, June 21, 2012

DOGGONE FASHION VICTIM ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA


It was the ultimate in Canine Humiliation at 7th and Montana last weekend as a pampered poodle made the scene dressed – with all due respect to clowns everywhere – like a refugee from Bozo’s Big Top.  It had a bright pink head, florescent green puff ball feet, a purple tail and appeared to be wearing a Nehru jacket.  "Only in Hollywood," I said as it pranced by, gazing at its reflection in a shop window.  No doubt it's all dolled-up for an audition.  I hear they're casting for the lead in a remake of that canine classic "Rin Tin Tint."  And if that doesn't work out, rumor has it they're looking for a sidekick in the latest Bruce Willis sequel, "Dye Hard with a Vengeance."

2 comments:

MEM Reel said...

Poor little thing. My Monti would have ran away from home if I did that to him.

Paula said...

I hope it gets the Rin Tin Tint part.