Sunday, June 17, 2012
GETTING THE BOOT ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
There's still no sign of "Lulu," the cat who went AWOL near Our Favorite Starbucks last week, but I nearly called Animal Rescue at the sight of an attractive blond woman who made the scene wearing a pair of boots that resembled Persian Cats. "Meowsa," said one witness, "I guess she's dressed for the catwalk." As for the Baristas, they looked like they weren't sure whether to give her a cup of coffee or a dish of Fancy Feast for her boots. I quietly whipped out my Spycam ... and that -- my friends -- was a big mistake. The Flash inadvertently went off and one-by-one everyone looked in my direction. I knew I had to act fast, or risk getting a furry boot in the behind. I decided to blame the Spycam. "Stupid Smart Phone," I muttered, shaking it for good measure, "I guess it needs a re-boot ...!"