Monday, June 4, 2012
BUM'S THE WORD ... AT PAVILIONS (?)
It was Bottoms Up at 7th and Montana this morning as word spread that a brand, new Fashion Victim was caught at the supermarket wearing a smile ... from one end of her butt to the other. Let me be blunt: She wore Smiley Face underpants beneath a translucent, yellow skirt. Some say she had Sh--t for brains, but I can't help thinking there's a method to her madness. What better way to hide cellulite than to disguise it as dimples ...?