Saturday, May 26, 2012
TWINKLE TOES ... AT THE CAR WASH
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Gene." Everyone say, "Hi, Gene!" Or better yet, say "Low, Gene." His hygiene leaves something to be desired. Not only does he traipse all over town with his pet bird, 'Sir Poops-a-Lot,' on his shoulder, but he also clips his toenails in public. He was spotted at a neighborhood car wash last week with his feet propped-up on a table, clipping his toenails and leaving the evidence behind. Why clip your toenails at a car wash? Who knows, but the whole thing makes me wonder what he might do there next. Full Body Wax ...?!?