Saturday, August 18, 2012
DOWN IN THE DUMPSTER ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
The Trashman cometh at 7th and Montana ... and he looks a lot like Joyce. Neighbors were agog last week as Joyce walked over to the trash can in front of Our Favorite Starbucks, took it apart and started rooting through it like she was digging for buried treasure. Not since the Mayor of Crazyville stuck his head in the same trash can in May and loudly announced "I left something in here last night for safe keeping" has so little trash meant so much to one person. Some say the Mayor left a gift for Joyce, but I've got the real dirt: Joyce claimed to have dropped her cell phone in the garbage by mistake, but in reality her phone was in her pocket the whole time. I've heard some 'phony' excuses in my time, but this one was really scraping the bottom of the barrel ...!