Monday, August 20, 2012
GOING COCONUTS ... !
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Ali Boo Boo, an Unfortunate Entrepreneur who spent the last month in the alley behind San Vicente barking up the wrong Coconut Tree. Not only has he been turning to the Arabian Nights for fashion advice, but he has spent weeks building a special cart out of plywood and wagon wheels. Why? So he could fill it with Coconut Juice and wheel the whole thing to Venice. To his credit, there might well be a booming market in Coconut Juice. The only problem is, City Officials tend to frown on homemade carts that aren't attached to a licensed vehicle. That leaves the unlucky entrepreneur with just one choice: He can add an engine to his cart, trade-in his harem pants for a Good Humor outfit and zip around town selling Purple Poopcicles on a stick ...!