It was a collective Big Gulp at 7th and Montana last week as an Anonymous Loon seemed intent on proving what happens when you drink too much coffee in one sitting. The fun began when the Loon -- a man in his mid-fifties wearing short-shorts atop skin-tight black leggings, with more implements dangling from his belt than Batman -- filled what looked like a 32-ounce "Thirst Buster" cup with Starbucks' finest. He added half a container of sugar, chug-a-lugged to his heart's content, and the rest was history. Within minutes, he made a beeline for the bathroom and hasn't been seen since.
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Yikes, I'd be bouncing off the walls!
Bee line for sure!
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