Saturday, October 13, 2012

HOT LIPS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Hot Lips," a mysterious newcomer whose lips made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning several minutes before the rest of her.  Her lips were so full of collagen they looked like two zeppelins on a collision course as she growled -- in Russian -- into her cell phone.  Who knows, maybe her plastic surgeon was on the other end, telling her "You look maahvelous."  If so, I guess there's no end to his Lip Service ...!

4 comments:

Beth said...

Yuck.

Lynne said...

Those things remind me of the bumper guards at the bowling alley...whoa!

Rose said...

I hate those big fat lips!

Paula said...

Boooo