Sunday, February 17, 2013
STARBUXXX ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
It was eXtreme; It was eXcessive; It was ineXcusable. It was a Triple X morning at 7th and Montana today as an Anonymous Pervert made the scene wearing a suggestive leather jacket. "Oh, good, there you are," said Robin, rushing to my side, "I just got a photo for you. Get a load of that guy's jacket." The Pervert, a man in his mid-forties, wore a white leather jacket with an insignia on the back depicting a nearly naked woman on her hands and knees. "Gee, isn't that wholesome," I said, adding, "Correction ... make that G-String!" Kathy was quick to look-up the Italian word "Pecorina," which appeared above the illustration. "It means doggie style," she chuckled. As for me, I kept trying to think of a suitable blog headline, but was at a loss for words. Robb and Robin promised to give it some more thought on their way to church. Twenty minutes later, they texted me from the pew with Robb's suggestion: "StarbuXXX!," he said. "Love it!," I replied, "Now maybe you should focus on the sermon!" As for the Pervert, for all I know he went to church, too. Afterall, he's definitely one of those Porn Again types ...!