Monday, February 25, 2013
THE CANE MUTINY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
It was a Sting Operation at 7th and Montana on Saturday as two police officers made the scene on the lookout for a Mysterious Curmudgeon with a cane. "We've received multiple reports of an elderly gentlemen threatening to hit people with his cane," said one officer, "Have you seen anything?" "You betcha," I replied, gesturing up 7th Street, "He went that-a-way!" Truth be told, all I saw was an elderly gentlemen, stooped over as he trudged up the street with a cane, but he fit the officers' description to a tee. "I didn't see him hitting anyone," I added, "But he didn't look happy." Police remain "on alert." Meanwhile, as for our angry Citizen Cane, let's hope he latches-on to Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf ...!