Sunday, February 24, 2013
URINE FOR A SURPRISE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana yesterday as a woman made the scene wearing what looked like two bottles of urine strapped to her belt. "Yowsa," I said, "I guess when you've got to go, you've got to go!" Given the cast of characters who typically frequent the restroom at Our Favorite Starbucks -- including a few who seem intent on claiming squatter's rights -- most folks think the woman was being shrewd. "I don't blame her one bit," said one witness, "I'd rather piss in a bottle than touch anything in that rest room, too!" But I think something else was going on. She's obviously trying to make the Number One fashion statement of the year ...!