Monday, February 11, 2013

THESE SHOES ARE MADE FOR WALKING (AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE) ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!




Something peculiar was afoot yesterday at 7th and Montana:  A woman made the scene wearing what looked like a pair of homemade Caveman Shoes.  They consisted of various bits of leather and suede stitched haphazardly together and glued to a piece of felt.  Individual toe sockets – nothing more than rolled-up bits of animal skin -- protruded at jaunty angles.  The overall effect was dazzling, as if Hannibal Lecter threw-up on a pair of Birkenstocks.  And it doesn’t end there.  Her pants, a crazy kaleidoscope of lizard, crocodile and cowhide patches, matched her shoes perfectly.  A variety of animal pelts dangled from her shoulder.  Now that's what I call a killer sense of fashion ...!


1 comment:

Webster said...

Oh Marty, you don't know art when you see it! (lol)

I'm not saying it is good art, but it is interesting art, nonetheless.