Sunday, February 23, 2014

CRASH, BOOM, BANG ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


We've all seen our share of crazy drivers at 7th and Montana, but an Anonymous Newcomer who made the scene last week really takes the cake pop.  The driver, a local woman, was so desperate for her caffeine fix that she drove right up onto the sidewalk facing 7th Street, crashed through the bus stop and screeched to a halt near the door of Our Favorite Starbucks.  Fortunately, no one was injured.  The driver emerged, completely unharmed and eager to place her order for a Double Espresso.  Witnesses were so rattled they couldn't remember the make of her car, but judging from their reactions, I'd say it was a Dodge.  Police cleared the sidewalk within minutes.  As for the driver, rumor has it she left the scene muttering that nothing beats a drive-thru Starbucks ...!

2 comments:

Lynne said...

In the town next over, people tend to drive up on the sidewalk instead of going thru the drive thru at a liquor store...now that I can understand because they are probably already intoxicated, but your coffee lady...lol...things that make you ask ... "whyyyyy?"

Ken Riches said...

G;ad no one was hurt!