Saturday, February 22, 2014
PANTY GRIPES ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Don't get your panties in a bunch, folks, but just when we thought the low-hanging, peek-a-boo underwear craze was over, a new fashion trend has emerged at 7th and Montana. An attractive newcomer made the scene this week wearing floral panties over a pair of tights. "Good God," I said, "Shouldn't some things remain Victoria's Secret?" Some say she was deliberately airing her dirty laundry, but I think she just made a terrible mistake. Afterall, accidents will happen. Stay tuned for news regarding other accidents at Our Favorite Starbucks.