Wednesday, February 5, 2014
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
It's common knowledge that Mafia Kingpin Whitey Bulger spent nearly 16 years hiding out near 7th and Montana, but few people know he left behind an evil twin. Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Whitey Folger, a man whose own notorious deeds have been percolating at Our Favorite Starbucks for months now. Every morning he asks a Barista for a cup of hot water. Then, almost under their very noses, he pulls a jar of Folgers Crystals out of his backpack and makes his own coffee, using their water. "Ahhhh," he said, as I looked on in astonishment, "This is the life!" He deserves the life, alright ... a life sentence in Folgers State Prison!