Thursday, June 12, 2014
PILE-UP ... AT 7th AND MONTANA!
It was crash, boom, bam this morning at 7th and Montana as a three car pile-up blocked traffic near Our Favorite Starbucks. The problem began when a silver Cavalier screeched through a red light and took a left on Montana, leaving a trail of chaos in its wake. Other motorists slammed on the brakes. A Prius plowed into a truck and a Lexis plowed into the Prius. Fortunately, no one was injured. The driver who caused the incident was nowhere to be found.
And that wasn't the only pile-up in town. Evidence is mounting in the local scandal known as Poop-Gate. Just who, exactly, has been leaving little bags of poop near the corner of 7th and Georgina? Stay tuned ...!