Sunday, June 8, 2014
POTS AND PANTS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana this morning as an Anonymous Newcomer made the scene wearing an outfit that gives new meaning to the term 'fashion plate.' She wore a pair of baggy pants that were festooned with plates, teapots and various bits of floating breakfast food. "Now there's some food for thought," said one witness. As for me, I admired her honesty. "Finally," I said, "Someone who really means it when she says that everything she eats goes straight to her ass ...!"