Friday, June 20, 2014
OFFICER ON DOODY ... AT 7TH AND GEORGINA!
Sirens were blaring near Our Favorite Starbucks this week as police finally responded to mounting evidence of a scandal at 608 Georgina. Here’s the poop: For weeks, someone has been depositing little plastic bags filled with dog poop in a fenced-off area intended to protect a palm tree during construction. The bags have been piling-up, layer-upon-layer, faster than you can say Shit Mountain. No sooner does one batch petrify, than another accumulates on top of it. Police have been nosing around for days now trying to identify a suspect known among locals as ‘the Poopmeister.’ Some say he’s just trying to get attention, but I think he has a loftier goal in mind. He’s building a Stairway to Paradise … with a new step every day!