In financial news this morning, experts at 7th and Montana pointed to intriguing new evidence that the local economy is finally on the upswing. Salvation, they say, has arrived in the form of the Doody Mobile, a new Dog Waste Removal Service (DWRS) that has been making the rounds at 7th and Montana all weekend. "The evidence is everywhere," said one insider, "Consumers are once again flush with cash!" Here's the Poop: For a small fee, Neil Ward, who calls himself the Doody Dude, and his team of dutiful employees, will arrive at your home -- scoops a-blazin' -- and eliminate any unwanted dog waste. "We make life easier by coming to your yard, cleaning up all the waste and taking it away," says the Official Doody Dude website. "You simply pay a convenient monthly invoice!" To schedule a site visit, or learn more about the full range of Doody Dude services, just call 1-866-888-POOP. I, for one, hope the Doody Dude cleans up ...!