Wednesday, August 19, 2009

GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

It was Garbage In, Garbage Out this morning at 7th and Montana as a City Sanitation Worker made the scene, intent on cleaning out the gutter in front of Our Favorite Starbucks. The crowd cheered the man on every step of the way: First, when he opened the manhole cover and then when he pulled out scoop after scoop of Steaming, Putrid Gunk. Screenwriter Mark and I provided color commentary.

Me: Now that has to be one of the world's worst jobs ... God only knows what's buried around here.

Mark: Yeah, definitely not a good job. I'll bet on his first day he finds something amazing like a Rolex Watch, then spends the rest of his career hoping for another treasure. Look, is that a Raccoon?!?

Me: Maybe it's Jimmy Hoffa.

Mark: I think I see a hand sticking out of there ...

Me: Look ... he's heading back to his truck to make a phone call. Maybe he's calling for reinforcements.

Mark: No, I think he just called his boss to resign ...!

5 comments:

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

I almost thought this was going to be a plug for In-And-Out-Burger, glad it was something else :o)

Beth said...

Urgh! What a job! Sorry you didn't solve the case of the missing Hoffa.

garnett109 said...

Come on marty he is calling his side kick the roto rooter man

Dawn said...

LOL Can't be Hoffa, he is under or in the cement somewhere in the Meadowlands/Giant Stadium complex. lol

be well...

Kattytrick said...

You and your endless imagination!...You're such a hoot!...I just love the banter!...lol...kittie