Wednesday, August 5, 2009

HATS OFF ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

It was Hats Off at 7th and Montana this morning as The Strawman -- the local fashionista known for covering his entire head from the shoulders up with a Gargantuan Straw Hat -- did the unthinkable. He exposed his head to the elements for the first time since February and, in doing so, put to rest an Ugly Rumor. "I guess that settles it," I said, dejectedly, "He couldn't possibly be Luke Skywalker's Father." It didn't take long to learn that the hat serves a vital function: It muffles his cell phone conversations. I wonder whether it's available in bulk ...!

6 comments:

garnett109 said...

he kind of reminds me of dumb donald from fat albert with the hat on

Marty said...

Yes, exactly, Dumb Donald from Fat Albert ... thanks you. I was trying to think of the name of that character. The hats are very similar.

Beth said...

Oh yeah...where he had eyeholes cut out in the hat! LOL

The guy actually looks normal without the hat. He doesn't fit in at all without it.

Kattytrick said...

What!... You mean that the two guys in the two photos is one-and-the-same!!?woooow!

Dawn said...

LOL It was his coming out day!

be well...

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Glad he seems to have gotten thinks sorted out :o)