Tuesday, August 11, 2009

HYPOXI, ANYONE? ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


It was a Banner Day at 7th and Montana today. Actually, it's been a Banner Week. For several days now, the rumor mill has been buzzing at the appearance of a mysterious banner across from Our Favorite Starbucks announcing the "Grand Opening" of Hypoxi. "What's Hypoxi?," asked one onlooker, "Some kind of superglue?" The banner, while somewhat enigmatic, offered a hint. "Design Your Body," it says in small type beneath a prominent Hypoxi logo. I did some digging around and it didn't take long to find out what all the fuss is about. Hypoxi is a Salzburg-based company that offers "targeted body shaping" through a series of patented treatments involving enough high-tech equipment to make the cast of Grey's Anatomy green with envy. My personal favorite is the Vacunaut -- a contraption resembling a cross between an upright vacuum cleaner and a gas pump -- which utilizes compression and vacuum therapy to suction away fat from the abdominal and hip region. "Beauty-conscious Hollywood stars will soon have a new top location in Santa Monica," says the Official Hypoxi Website. In other words, stay tuned, folks. We're in for a barrage of Chunky Celebrities ...!

7 comments:

Dawn said...

LOL... as they head into their consults, maybe they will pick up coffee by you!

be well...

Super said...

have a look at www.hypoxi.co.uk

emikk said...

Vacunaut....I guess I could go for that but not on my brain!

Beth said...

I couldn't find a picture of the Vacunaut, but the website was quite entertaining. People believe this stuff, huh? [rolling eyes]

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

I want before and after pictures of the Chunks :o)

Richelle said...

I know that the name HYPOXI sounds funny and sometimes is associated by HYDROXY (the diet pill), but you should come in and take a look at the studio for yourself. It is actually quite interesting and the training method has been scientifically studied with proven results, http://www.bodylab.com.au/site/images/bodylab/independentsurvey.pdf. We also have before and after photos too if you wish to see them. Everyone is always welcome. :)

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