Sunday, August 2, 2009

RED EYES ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


It was a case of mistaken identity at 7th and Montana this morning as Newbie Barista Esther confused me with someone else. "Hello," she said, "You have a Red Eye, right?" "What?," I asked, taken aback, "Are my eyes bloodshot?" Veronica quickly came to my rescue. "He's not a Red Eye," she explained, pouring my coffee, "He's just a Drip." A Red Eye is apparently a combination of espresso and drip coffee which, if you ask me, is like ordering ice cream a la mode. "Sorry," said Esther, "You look just like someone who orders a Red Eye!" I would have complained, but it could always be worse. One of the Baldwin Brothers made the scene ... but no one could figure out which one he was ...!

5 comments:

garnett109 said...

That was uncalled for Marty, that chick should have never called you a drip

Beth said...

Gee, didn't know the baristas were able to diagnose eye infections, too! The Baldwin brothers are getting to look very similar, aren't they?

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

She called you a drip and she still made it to your blog. Hmmm, might have to think of some names :o)

Kattytrick said...

A drip is not a bad thing! A drip to me indicates a process of antisapation----and I suspect that YOU are worth waiting for...or on...or with! Another thought! I'd rather be a "Red Eye" then a "Brown Nose!" It sounds like something to do with eating an apple fritter!....lol...~~wink,wink, Kittie

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