They say that desperate times call for desperate measures ... and if you don't believe me, just ask the Notorious Neighborhood Newspaper Thief. Ever since it somehow became public knowledge that he steals copies of the New York Times and the Los Angeles Times from Our Favorite Starbucks, his life has become a Living Hell. To avoid detection, he's taken to "stealing" his newspapers from the garbage or "nabbing" extras from the vending machine when he thinks no one is looking. Today, however, he tried something new. He made the scene wearing a Radio Receiver and Antenna strapped to his ear. Mark my words, someone is feeding him inside information ... letting him know when the "coast is clear." Either that, or he's getting his orders from the Mother Ship ...!