Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the "Greenhorn," a Local Loon (above, right) who has been stationed in front of the Whole Foods market every day, all day, for the past month. His specialty? He picks up every leaf that falls to the sidewalk, one by one, and places it in his back pack for safe keeping. "It's a tough job," he said, "But someone's got to do it!" Unfortunately, he has competition. A gardener made the scene today with a leaf blower. "Go away!," screamed the Greenhorn, "You're not needed around here!" The gardener, for his part, took the incident in stride ... and why not. Local Police (above, left) have been watching the Greenhorn closely. Something tells me if he's not careful, he'll be placed on Permanent Leave ...!