Hold your nose and look the other way, folks: The Diaper Dude rolled into town this morning and something tells me he means business. "What would possess someone to take up a career as a Diaper Dude?," I asked, "God only knows what his duties are." Actually, it appears that the Diaper Dude specializes in selling men's-style diaper bags including one in Gold Lame that's on clearance for only $50. His slogan -- "It's not just a bag, it's a movement" -- seems especially appropriate given the subject matter. I, for one, can't help wondering whether his Bright Orange Diaper Mobile is powered by Natural Gas ...!