Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana this morning as "Norman the Narco-Schelptic" -- a local loon with the attention span of a Tse Tse Fly -- fell asleep in front of a crowd of curious onlookers. Either that, or he was in a deep trance, the kind you see in the movies when a hypnotist puts someone under, right before turning him into a chicken. I considered giving him a post hypnotic suggestion -- such as "when you awake, you will feel an inexplicable yearning for Apple Fritters" -- but thought better of it. Sometimes you just have to let sleeping dogs lie ...!
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Looks like he was tuned into something...maybe the Applefritter Lullabye!
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