Sunday, September 25, 2011

A BANJO ON MY KNEE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!



Ladies and Gentlemen, there's a new Local Loon in town: Me. The fun began several days ago when Neighbor Robb -- up to his old tricks -- jumped out from behind a shrub and tried to turn the Spycam tables on me. True, I was shocked ... but I also hammed it up for his camera. Anyhow, flash forward to today and there's my image on a poster at Our Favorite Starbucks advertising Free Banjo Lessons. "Fun Male Banjo Master seeking local singles to come over and learn banjo," it read. The picture made me look like something out of the Dueling Banjo scene in "Deliverance." "Howdy," I seemed to be saying, "I'm my own first cousin!" Naturally, I took the whole thing in stride. I whipped out my Spycam and snapped photo after photo of Robb and Robin. None of them look bizarre enough to post here, but just you wait. Revenge is a dish best served at Our Favorite Starbucks ... and I don't mean the Apple Fritters!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious!!! Great job. -Cin

Anonymous said...

And the fun begins...Now!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Sometimes, what goes around comes around. Weather the storm.

Paula said...

Can't wait to see what you come up with to get even.